Note: A lot of the names below are not spelled correctly. It's not on purpose, I just don't have time to look them up.
Last night on Access Hollywood, Billy Bush - who I've decided has the greatest job in the entire world, what with getting to work with Nancy O'Dell and/or Maria Menunos every day - was covering a photo shoot for Julianna Hough (the girl from DWTS). She was doing a (itsy-bitsy-teenie-weenie) bikini shoot for SHAPE magazine. Not that I was really studying or any thing.
SIDEBAR: Am I the only one that thinks she has some Tara Reid characteristics? I mean, before the awful plastic surgery and her drunken TV show (Taradise, or Tara-ble).
During the story, Leah said, "Wow! She's got a nice body."
This was the conversation at our house for 30 minutes after the story went off:
2-year old Jack: Body again. Body again.
Leah: You want to see the girl's body again?
Jack: Otay!
Leah: Well, the show went off.
Jack: Body again. Body again. Body again.
Leah: Well, the show went off. We can't see the body again.
Jack: Body again?
Leah: Her show comes on in a couple of weeks. We'll see it then.
Jack: Otay. Body show in weeks. Body again?
Me: Here's the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue, son. I suggest Danica Patrick and Brooklyn Decker.
Jack: Otay.
That last exchange didn't really happen, but wow, what did we do? We felt like we needed to read him the Bible for Babies as his night-night book.
It occurred to me during the exchange that Julianna is closer to Jack's age than she is to my age. Ouch.
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You think Julianne has Tara Reid characteristics? What drunken show? Am confused. Guess DWTS will be making your TIVO list...at least you might get a break from Cars!
Ha! Katie's other SBR - just noticed that :).
Reread and now understand that you are referring to Tara Reid's drunken show. But I absolutely do not think Julianne is like Tara Reid in any way!
Watch Tara Reid in American Pie, and then look at Julianne. They're simular.
I just saw part of the original American Pie and Tara was super cute. She had potential and totally ruined it.
Jack is a normal, red blooded American Male. When J was 2, we were eating with Suzi and we had a really hot waitress. I thought Jason was going to hurt himself checking her out. He was obviously attracted to her. He was 2. 2 years old. We did not teach him that. It was born in him.
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