Hey, we haven't read any actual reader mail lately. Let's take a look and see what we've got.
"Natalie and Harper and Jen are now loyal blog readers. Don't make fun of any of them."
Okay, I was kidding, but what about Natalie could I possibly make fun of? Oh, besides her choice of boyzfriend???? Oh yes I DID!!!
Seriously, I realize this isn't like The Drudge Report or anything, but there are several people who check in semi-regularly and are gracious enough to read whatever nonsense I've posted. I don't say this enough, but "thank you" to each of you who stop by and spend a little time each week. Just so you know, I make it a rule not to make fun of any one except myself and, sometimes, Brittany Spears - but never innocent people that just wander in to the Shack. I want everyone to feel welcome and appreciated here, even those of you that are Auburn fans, or that date Auburn fans, or that may not be what I would call very attractive.
"All Jammy writes about on his blog are olives and rainbows!"
Dude, that's so surreal.
You know what I would like to see? A rainbow made of different shades of olives. And at the end of the rainbow, I think that there will be a pot of Grey Goose martini.
That's all I've got for today. CU L8R.