Wednesday, January 03, 2007

Bama is.....

BACKBACKBACKBACKBACKBACKBACKBACKBACK!!!!

We are BACK.

You Aubs can say you're not scared, but deep down in a place that you don't talk about in mixed company, you're feeling a little rumbling. The cake walk is OVER! The great MYTH that is Tommy Tuberville will be exposed!

I'm sure that Phat Phil is on a conference call right now with the Roys Adams and Kramer and they'll invite Rich Johanigmeier and Tom Culpepper over for a cup of tea and to concoct some crazy "Alabama's cheating" story.

But for today, WE ARE BACK!

Notwithstanding, we're going to wait 'til we know.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Its like Jesus has come back to take us all to Heaven.

King Conch said...

Jesus wouldn't come back until us good God fearing folk have the opportunity to see Alabama hand the booger-eaters their a$$e$ on a platter next November. Tehn everything will be right with the world and we'll listen for trumpets.

Jarrod said...

You have all lost your minds.

Anonymous said...

Jarrod - I hope you know my comment was sarcastic.

Jarrod said...

I know you were joking, I just worry that Jammy may be worshipping at the First Saban Church of Northport on Sunday.

Lee said...

Brian and I did one of those reverse jumping chest bumps that the football players do these days. It was great.

Jammy - I would like your thoughts on the woman that rolled out bed in her meth lab to start drinking and meet Saban at the airport.

King Conch said...

The kiss was a diversion. You know that he got home (or wherever they slept that night), reached in his coat pocket and found a receipt for a 12 pack of MGD, a carton of unfiltered Camels, and industrial strength Summers Eve and it had her phone number scrawled on the back with one of those little smiley faces saying "RO TIDE!".