A couple of random thoughts that I was thinking about developing in to full columns...but I decided to just shotgun them out there instead.
1. If you have to tell me that you're candy, then you're not candy. This goes for candy corn, candy canes, rock candy, cotton candy, hard candy, and former Los Angeles Dodgers slugger Candy Maldonado. At halloween time, the fat kid inside notices these things.
2. The toothpick is used for a lot more things that just picking barbecue out of your canines. Likewise, baking soda is used for everything except baking. What other products have seen their actual daily use grow beyond that for which they were intially created?